I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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