Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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