I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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