He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
