i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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