in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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