yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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