so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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