I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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