chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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