From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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