look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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