i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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