Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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