This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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