He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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