They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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