i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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