He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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