you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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