i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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