So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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