all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Come share oat with me in your robe
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I need to align my fucking chakras
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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