This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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