i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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