so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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