I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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