Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
