GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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