so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Dicks are not precious.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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