her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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