Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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