It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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