I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
This is classic penis vs brain.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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