You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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