piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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