And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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