there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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