dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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