How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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