i just made my gag reflex go away.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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