Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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