Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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