K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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