once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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