Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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