Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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