we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
