i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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