You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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