quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
only if we run a train.
done.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize