you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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