but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
