i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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