I got chris browned last night
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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