She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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