Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
nutella sex= disaster
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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